Randi R. answered • 11/29/19
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Accounting was never my strong suit, but my knowledge of mathematics and planning for the future, as well as knowing Sally, is what got me a job working for the IRS. You could say I did it for love. I was never a "number guy" but Sally thought I was. I wanted to be a port but I risked it all for love instead. Maybe I was a port but lacked the self awareness to realize it. As Winston from 1984, would say, this was my "folly."
The more I'd learn at my desk, by reading posts on Reddit, and through YouTube videos, the more Sally would smile. You see, Sally and I are close friends. She's a blonde and a beauty. She has these light brown eyes that makes 311 want to sing, "Woah, oh, amber is the color of your energy."
The better I got at accounting and financial services, the more Sally smiled. That's when I got greedy. I wanted to do anything to make this woman smile. I got addicted to it. So, I decided to do something unscrupulous, boys and girls. This is the tale of accounting fraud. This is a story about how I decided to relieve all of Sally's financial problems and save her life, only to ruin mine.
