Can you help me with an essay about pig happiness?

Question

Analyze five types of happiness and  argue that they are or are not real happiness. Incorporate rehetorical elements to make writing more persuasive and interesting. 

Answer 1

First, you'll need to find five types of happiness. Do you need to draw from resources for this or are you able to generate your own concepts of happiness? If you need resources, I would suggest looking at Aristotle's concept of Eudaimonia. You can find this concept in his Nicomachean Ethics. Epicurus is another Greek philosopher who wrote on the topic of happiness. Do a little research and you'll see that many philosophers have dealt with this subject matter. You might also want to define what makes happiness real or not real and use these philosophers to help you along the way.

 

Organization is key in writing this paper. You'll want to come up with a clear thesis statement explaining exactly what this paper is about. You might want to limit the discussion of each philosopher's theory to one or two paragraphs depending on the length of the paper. Then you'll want to be able to clearly define what types of happiness are "real" and which are not, or even if the "real-ness" of happiness is relevant. 

 

 

Sounds like fun! Good luck.

 

Answer 2

... Ham Sandwich?

 

... Pig unhappy!

 

... Bacon Bits?

 

... Pig more unhappy!

 

... Pork Chops?

 

... Pig very unhappy!

 

... Pulled Pork?

 

... Pig totally freakin' unhappy?

 

... Pig on ciffee break at Dunkin Donuts after surviving late night traffic stop without shooting and/or being shot by motorist after issuing a tiket?

 

... Pig more happy than Donald Trump deciding whether he'd date his daughter, Ivanka, if he wasn't married!