
Veronica B. answered 03/24/19
Academic Writing, ESOL, Adult Basic Education, and GED Tutor
Ha ha! I love your humor on the subject. Alas, a sentence should only have one colon. This is because a colon should be preceded by an independent clause. While it's possible to have more than one independent clause in a sentence, this should be done with a comma and conjunction or a semicolon. It's difficult to do this smoothly with a colon. The colon indicates a greater stop before you introduce a list, a grand idea, or a quote. Here are a few examples:
- The recipe includes the following ingredients: flour, eggs, butter, and sugar.
- I thought for a few moments before I realized it was true: I had been lied to all along.
- In the Crazy Rich Asians series, Kevin Kwan uses the character of Carton Bao to show how there is a rift between Asians from different countries and upbringings: "I can't really relate to the Chinese back home. In Shanghai, I'm see as too Westernized. Here in Singapore, I'm seen as an uncivilized Mainlander."
Because the colon indicates a greater stop than a comma would, it doesn't quite work to continue the sentence after it. It's best to start a new sentence and use colons sparingly. I'm not sure why you have the desire to do this - perhaps you saw it somewhere and the style appealed to you? I have a tendency to write in sets of three (see above three examples), so we each have our own writing quirks!