>> [General Relativity] basically says that the reason you are sticking to the floor right now is that the shortest distance between today and tomorrow is through the center of the Earth.
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> I love this, not the least because it sounds nonsensical.
(From an [unassessed comment in the internet](http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2016/04/the-search-for-hidden-dimensions-comes-up-empty-again/?comments=1&post=31030951#comment-31030951))
OK so I love this too, but is it a completely looney description or does it make any sense in which case I'm in for some serious enlightenment today since last time I checked light cones allowed me to move somewhat freely unless in significant proximity with a singularity.