Having trouble academically? You need The Shark!
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Because of the bad economy, The Shark is taking less of a bite out of your wallet. Sessions are now $25 each instead of $40!
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The Shark Will:
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- Help you figure out how bad it is and what it will take to get *caught up*
- Show you how to organize yourself and stay on top of things
- Get focused on what you want to accomplish
- Straighten out the confusing concepts for the class you need help with
- Use sharkful cleverness to take tests better
- Use sharkful cleverness to do better academically, all-around!
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The Shark:
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- Relates the tutoring to your interests to keep you interested!
- Is very, very patient
- Does not mind explaining something over and over again until you get it
- Is very understanding
- Does not lecture you when you are irresponsible, but instead motivates you
- Makes you unembarrassed about asking questions
- Makes you unembarrassed about asking for something to be explained all over again
- Bites gently when necessary to make you do your work
- May appear more expensive by the hour, but you will need fewer hours!
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Shark Creds:
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- Certified by the College Reading and Learning Association (http://www.crla.net)
- Received College Reading/Learning Association Award for Excellence in Tutoring
- Two-time member of Who's Who Among American Colleges and Universities (Who's Who)
- Magna cum laude graduate of the #1-rated public college in Massachusetts
- Dean's List each semester
- GPA in Mathematics: 3.51
- GPA in Computer Science: 3.57
- GPA in all other non-major courses: 4.00
- Very experienced tutoring college, high-school and middle-school students
- Tutored 314 students total (recounting some students tutored in multiple subjects)
- 100% pass rate, of all students who began tutoring before midterm
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A Shark Tale
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Hi! My name is Mike. My nickname is The Shark. That is what most of the students I tutor call me.
The short story behind the nickname is that I got a bunch of football players at my college through physics, calculus and other hard courses with B's and A's. The captain of the football team, Frank, nicknamed me The Shark when I got a star offensive lineman and others off academic probation. We then won the Bogan Division championship two years in a row. For those of you college football fans, Fitchburg State College in Fitchburg, Massachusetts is a D3 school.
I tutored this offensive lineman in Precalculus with Trigonometry, Physics I and Industrial Chemistry to, uh, boost his GPA a little bit. That's right, he got all B's in the courses I tutored him in, and he made Dean's List that term. Then everybody started teasing him as the team nerd/genius.
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Let's Get Started
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The Shark looks forward to working with students of all ages and all educational levels. Take that first step as soon as possible so we can change your academic outcome!