Did you all see that photo posted on Facebook, with the tiny black chihuahua next to the big dalmatian?
The text on the photo says “one of my spots came off!”
So I’ve decided to write a story. Completely true.
Before I met Dyana and her mother, they had a Dalmatian. It had
mysteriously appeared in a church overnight, and they found it alone and
hungry.
They took it home and fed it.
As soon as it swallowed some food, one of its spots dropped off.
“Ok,” they said to each other, “that’s strange.”
Then the spot started to move.
It grew and twisted and unfolded, until a baby chihuahua stood there.
They fainted, but had accepted this as a change in God’s rules as they woke up.
The chihuahuas kept generating every time the odd dog ate and dropped
a spot. At first, Dyana and her mom adjusted by having regulated
feeding times, but eventually the apartment was too crowded.
They decided to give all the dogs away but two. A traveling circus
was coming through town, and provided the perfect opportunity.
The Damatian seemed to be sad, but also to know it needed a different environment.
The circus was quite willing to take on this new pet after seeing a demonstration of its magic trick.
After Dyana and her mom had made sure the circus would treat the
dalmatian and the spontaneously grown chihuahuas well, the deal was
done.
The circus left, and the named the remaining chihuahuas Lupe and Tika.